Country/Girl – First Impressions

 The drive to Dalby takes 3 hours, 4 and a bit if you stop for second breakfast in Toowoomba. “What about elevensies, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, supper, he knows about those, doesn’t he?” My first impression of the drive was that it wasn’t so bad really. My second impression was that maybe I should have a second bum that I can swap in when the first goes numb. Also some people drive like psychopaths the second they get out of sight of a town. “Civilisation can’t see me! Quick, overtake at 120 into oncoming traffic!” Other than a numb bum and near death, it wasn’t so bad really.

My first impression of the town was, “wow! Small!” Then, “huh, flat”, then “aw, pretty” and finally “ah! Hot!” We did a little recon trip to the school where Boyfriend will be working. It’s quite big and has a lot of art rooms. Also the year 11 and 12 lunch areas are brightly painted and fun, still strewn with photos and cards from graduation.

We were up there to look for houses in which to live. As Boyfriend is moving there ON FRIDAY it seems kind of prudent that he might have somewhere to put his things and sleep in. It really won’t do to have the new teacher sleeping on the street and piling stuff up under bridges. Though he is a drama teacher… weird shit like that is to be expected sometimes I think. My first impression of real estate agents in the Dalb was the same you might have anywhere “WHY ARE YOU SO RUDE AND SNOOTY ALL I WANT TO DO IS GIVE YOU MONEY AND MAYBE YOU CAN LET ME LIVE IN A HOUSE?” It wasn’t all bad, but there were some corkers. By lunch time I was tired and grumpy, sunburnt and disheartened with the whole thing. And we hadn’t even inspected any places yet! The Coffee Club stinged us $60 for lunch, just like home! So nice to have a bit of familiarity in your luncheon… or was it elevensies?

We had one really nice real estate agent. And in the end, after a few inspections, we put down applications on two places through her. We are waiting to hear finalisation, but it’s looking like we’ve been successful with one of them. So huzzah! The Drama teacher Bridge Troll of Dalby will have to wait for another opportunity for his reign of terror.

My first impression of the drive home was “hurrrrrngh! Why?” and my first impression of my bed when we got home was “zzzzzzzzzzzz”.

x

The Writer's Tale

So I’m reading this.

It’s both simultaneously amazing and awful. Amazing because it’s Doctor Who, and it’s writing. It’s Russell T Davies explaining his process and his ideas and how he gets it done and why he does it. Awful because it’s Russell T Davies explaining how hard it is, and how manic he gets. How it only gets done because he smokes 50 cigarettes and gets drunk and doesn’t see his boyfriend for 2 months and hates everything. It’s an amazing writer being human and normal and a bit fucked. And I’m reading it and I’m thinking, well fuck. Go and get a job in mining or something, being creative is terrible.

Hello and welcome to my blog 2012. I’m not even going to explain why I haven’t been writing since November because it’s boring and mundane. I will give you a list of things I’ve done since we last spoke, which is also boring and mundane, and does in part explain my silence, but at least looks like I’ve achieved some stuff.

- Made the trailer for “Magic Inc”, entered it into the competition, didn’t win. Got a bit down about that, then got over it a bit too.

- started trying out some more comedy stuff on my twitter, rather than always whingeing about stuff
- whinged about stuff on my twitter

- Made the decision to move away from my home city to a rather small and far away town.

- Moved house (not to the small and far away town, not yet)

-       It’s funny how those words, “moved house” just don’t even a little bit cover the weeks of stress and madness, the look on your boyfriend’s face as you ask him to carry a fridge down the stairs, the pain of dealing with a real estate agent who thinks you owe them money, knowing you are going to lose that battle inevitably, and the kind of sweat only moving furniture can induce.

- moved in with my boyfriend, he’s nice

- Quit my job in order to facilitate aforementioned small town move (still working there, till March)

- Got really drunk too many times

- Bought a car

-       yes, that’s a thing I have done with all the insanity of sorting out insurance and rego and oh my god I bought a car

- Christmas

- New Years
- bought vintage clothes and some new shoes despite being poorer than I’ve been in years (please see earlier entry, “Bought a car”)

- watched a lot of TV

So, yeah. Russell T Davies is making me feel all sorts of things about writing that I haven’t stopped to feel before. All year I’ve been slowly thinking about how fun it would be to write and now here I am, about to embark on a crazy country town adventure, where I will actually have time and space to write and all I can think is actually maybe I want to work in a bank. Also Ianto. Fuck you Davies, fuck you.

But in spite of all these doubts I’ve got big plans for the blog in the new year. Oh I know everyone says that, but I think we’ve already established that I don’t give a fuck if my ventures don’t quite happen the way I planned, or if I, for example, quietly give up on the weekly challenges without telling anyone. So at the moment what I’m thinking is MOAR BLOGS – a few a week, with a sort of plan in mind for how often but without the strict Monday deadline. Something like, about 3 a week and there’ll always be one on a Sunday or something. I want there to be a few kinds of blogs – comedy, rant, review, amusing horoscopes, also I’m going to vlog. I’m thinking challenges may stay and possibly there’ll be one a week entitled “Country/Girl” that track my trials and tribulations as a city girl suddenly jobless and alone in Dalby.

This is Dalby:

Thanks for dropping by. x

33 Week Challenge Week 25? maybe? Harry Potter Movie Marathon

YOU GUYS! I’M BACK!

Hello! I have missed you all so much. I don’t really care if you haven’t missed me, just don’t like… tell me. Post-2high Lizzy is quite tired and emotional and she wouldn’t really hack it.

I made the decision that after the festival I was going to do only fun things. It was going to be November: the month of radness. But there was a slight flaw in this plan. I’ve kind of crammed too many awesome things in, if that’s possible, and I haven’t really chilled yet, or slept for the required 48 hours. But this can only mean good things for you guys! Because I have fun blog things to share with you. I DID A CHALLENGE! Yeah - I’m still doing those.

I did one of the first challenges ever dreamed up for this adventure: Harry Potter Movie Marathon. That’s right, in the last 3 days I have watched all eight films. This is how it went down:

Friday night consists almost entirely of eating and making a fort. But this isn’t just any fort. This isn’t the sort of fort some shitty little kids would make. This was a serious operation. Every single person who was here has worked in student theatre. We had a ladder. We had electrical tape. We knew what the fuck we were doing.

Some notes for the young, aspiring fort builder

-       Consider your environment, what is already there? We found our house to be quite accommodating when it came to providing random nails and hooks

-       Choose light cloth, otherwise you’ll die of heat exhaustion

-       Also, flaps. You’ll want flaps. As in flaps you can pull back to let air in. What were you thinking?

-       ladders are fun – but probably 1 cider is too many when you’re on the top step and 3 points of contact consists of one foot a knee and a shin.

-       Don’t use pegs as load bearing pegs – pegs can’t bear loads but they can close gaps in your flaps

It’s the most amazing fort you’ve ever seen. It encompasses my entire lounge room so no photos can do it justice. Every angle is just sheets. But seriously, I wish you could all see it. It’s amazing.

Once we’d spent far too long attaching ribbons to the ceiling, attaching sheets to those ribbons and pegs to those sheets, it was time to get cranking on the actual film watching…

Philosopher’s Stone

We drank every time Hermione’s eyebrows controlled her face, and stopped almost instantly for fear of alcohol poisoning.  Also we got emotional about people who will die later. Actually, mostly that was just Hedwig.

We all said “et a funny whelk” at the exact same time. #nerdfriends

Saturday

I came home from karate to find the ladies hadn’t even started! Four films to get through! Come on people!

Mmm… bacon.

Chamber of Secrets

Wait… the actor who plays Lee Jordan IS actually male? All this time…

Gilderoy is rockin the most amazing side cape… and one glove.

Maggie Smith is the most amazing human in the world

I just lost my shit – Hilde just suggested Dumbledore was going to feed baby Fawkes by regurgitation - “excuse me won’t you Harry… bleaaaargh”

50 years ago, Hogwarts was a lot more… sepia.

Christopher Columbus – lime green bowler hat thief

Prisoner of Azkaban

Hermione’s penchant for stripes begins… and  also Ron’s muscles… not her penchant for them, that’s later obviously.

Wait, who put the Slytherin and Gryffindor house tables next to each other? What a terrible idea.

Dawn French is the best!

No wait… Emma Thompson is the best! I wish Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie had made appearances too

Harry Potter and the worst comebacks ever – “shut up, Malfoy”. I’m just waiting for “your FACE is a Hippogriff”

Harry Potter and the Grumpy old Dumbledore “the rest of you… fuck off out of my way”

QUESTION TIME

What memory would you summon to conjure a patronus? Tricky, hey? I think maybe the moment I first saw/held my baby sister? But that memory isn’t strong enough I think. It’s hard to hold in my mind.

Oh god! The way Snape protects them when Lupin-wolf goes to attack! Heart breaking!

A break was taken to wash the dishes. We’ve literally used all of our plates and bowls and cutlery, there were a LOT of snacks.

We’ve descended into madness.  Amy has to close her flaps and we selected the “shqip” option on the menu.

Goblet of Fire

HARRY POTTAAARR! HARRYYYY POTTARRRR! -> chill the fuck out Dumbledore, fuck.

this

Burny face Sirius is here to save the day! Slash give irritating advice.

Order of the Phoenix

Thai food in my belly. Also cider and chocolate. I discover harry potter wiki and get lost for about half an hour.

CAPSLOCK HARRY!

Emo Harry!

Snake Harry!

All the Harrys

YES! Helena Bonham Carter is here!

Oh god Neville’s backstory #myheart

Hipster Dumbledore travels by exploding phoenix… you’ve probably never heard of it.

Sunday

Mmmm the day begins with crepes. God I love making crepes. But I love eating them even more. Om nom nom nom nom.

Half-Blood Prince

Considering how serious some of the subject matter is, this film is really quite hilarious. Please see all Slughorn intreactions, Cormac McClaggen and Lav Lav.

FOOD BREAK – this weekend has been almost solely food, when it’s not been Harry Potter.

Deathly Hallows Part 1

The fort has claimed our black forest chocolate for its own. It is gone. The fort gods need their sacrifices.

“Mad-Eye’s Dead” – such an awkward line. “Guys… um… old stumpies’ dead”

BEST MOUSTACHE EVAAARR

Deathly Hallows Part 2

The chocolate is back!

Wand law is confusing.

FUCK YEAH NEVILLE!

I discover via the wiki that Dumbledore was 115 years old when he died. Holy shit son.

Oh god, Snape. The Prince’s Tale is so heart breaking. Stop breaking my heart Severus.

The epilogue. It kills me so hard that old Harry doesn’t say “It did for me” to Young Albus re the sorting hat. One little line Steve Kloves, you’re ruining my life.

Cool, so yeah I pretty much lost my mind for a while there. There’s like 17-18 hours of film there, if you’d like more evidence of my mental state, do check out my twitter feed from the last 3 days.

Next Sunday I’m filming a trailer for a webseries I am writing. Stay tuned for more exciting details!

Nerdtopia

Hey there,

So I'm currently SWAMPED by preparation for the 2high festival so I haven't had any time for challenges, and nor will I until after it I suspect. So I thought I would entertain you this week with a blog post I did for the 2high tumblr. The marketing team asked each of the coordinators to write about what inspired us. Most of the other coordinators are really arty and linked amazing images or talked about art that inspires them (except Sam, who wrote an amazing story about a turtle for some reason). I thought long and hard about what to write and ended up with something that kind of represents my philosophy on life. Like, if I ever get famous, I want people to quote me on this. I feel like I will use these words for the rest of my life. I'm serious. I kind of want to edit it a bit and print it out and make posters. That's how happy I am with this philosophy. 

Hi there!

I’m Lizzy, one of the production coordinators on this year’s festival – shiny, no?

I’m currently at a different arts festival, This is Not Art in Newcastle, NSW. I’m having the best time, and it’s making me really excited for our own 2high festival at the end of this month! That’s right, the festival is so soon, which means we here at production central are working hardcore to get all the scheduling, tech requirements, backline etc etc etc ready in time for our artists so that everything looks and sounds and runs like an attractive, noisy clock.

I’m a massive nerd, so in times of stress like this, I like to take strength from my favourite fictional characters. When I need to be courageous, I wear my Gryffindor* shirt and I think, “what would Neville do?” When I need to be strong, I think of Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, because that chick is hardcore, and has dragons.

I love being a nerd; life is so much more interesting when you embrace your inner nerd. Being a nerd is just like being a normal person, except you’re really into stuff. You can be a nerd about anything, about movies or music or dancing or chocolate or tea. You can be a nerd about theatre and socks, if you want, or Star Trek and gumballs. You just have to really love something, and not be ashamed of it. What is the point of being embarrassed about loving something? This is probably the best thing about being a grown up. At school, someone might have punched you, or shouted at you for having a lunchbox with Doctor Who on it, but now that you’re a grown up you’ll probably just find someone with a Dalek keyring and become best friends.

I am a nerd about stories, mostly. I love good stories – books, movies, TV shows, plays, stand-up comedy, memoirs… I’m inspired by people who write and create these stories, and one day I’d like to try it myself. To me it doesn’t really matter if it’s the most expensive episode of Doctor Who or a student play put on for $50 and a box of wine, if it’s a great story, I love it, and if it’s funny, I probably want to marry it. I keep shoeboxes with souvenirs of good stories that I have experienced, some of them from my real life, but most of them from stage or screen. I have kept one box every year since I was 11… which means there are 13 boxes in my room. Every now and again, usually when I should be doing something else, I go through these and think about all the excellent stories in there (and some of the terrible ones… from my teenage diaries, shudder). I am looking forward to adding the souvenirs from TiNA and later, from 2high – I hope I have encouraged you to become nerdy about something, and maybe start your own collection. Maybe you can become nerdy about something you discover at the 2high festival?

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to get ready for a Big Top Ball… I have a sparkly sequined hat and socks for my arms. Winning. Tiger blood, etc.

Lizzy

*Did you know that Microsoft Word recognises Gryffindor as an actual word? I would chalk this up as a win to nerdkind

So much nerdiness! So little time!

33 Week Challenge Week 21: Do a handstand!

So I was that gangly child. You know the one? With limbs too long for their body and hair so whispy and blonde sometimes they looked bald? I tried lots of sports at school. I’m Australian, I never even once considered not doing sport – not until I was about 16 anyway. It’s just what you do. Even though I was shit at every sport I ever tried, I still did it. Netball, basketball, tennis, volleyball, teeball… and then there’s all the ones you did for P.E like touch football and hockey and LACROSSE for goodness sake. Shit. At. All. Of. Them. I remember a fateful P.E class where we did gymnastics. The horror! Flipping! Jumping! Tumbling! Other people seemed to be getting it; I was just sort of flopping about like a sea creature on the sand. Except the sand was a big blue mat.

Karate has changed a lot of things for me, as has running. I now know that I can touch my toes (sort of) and kick the air and not hyperventilate if I have to run for the bus. But I still feel like that gangly 11 year old. Especially because there is a mirror in the karate dojo. There it is, my too long, weirdly bendy skinny frame, draped in a white uniform, flailing and making me think words I probably shouldn’t, like retarded and spastic. Does it make it ok if I’m calling myself those names? Probably not. God my inner monologue is so politically incorrect.

Anyway, the whole point of these challenges is to try things that are challenging. So I decided to try and teach myself how to do handstands. That’s right, that gangly little child who couldn’t even do a tumble in year 8 P.E decided to try to stand on her own hands. What now?

It started with a lot of jumping late one night, and also a lot of groaning and holding my knee after landing on it. But then suddenly one of those jumps felt a lot more handstandy. So I kept practicing. I fell over again. I gave up. I went to Newcastle and thought no more about it.

Both my housemates are amazing at things like this. They have both been dancers, and Samara coaches rhythmic gymnastics (and is amazing at it too). So I asked both of their advice, and showed off what I could do so far. Samara taught me where I should be putting my hands, and how I should be stepping into it. The jumps became even more like handstands, but still not quite. Amy suggested I try one against a wall and then suddenly….

I did a fucking handstand.

There is not much more exhilarating than setting out to do something you think is impossible, only to find you are doing it. Or maybe it was just the actual rush of blood to the head, but it felt great. I did handstands for my housemates. I did a handstand for my rather hungover friend Tim. I did a handstand for Boyfriend in Charleville via the magic of skype. I obnoxiously did handstands at my karate class. I did handstands for my parents and siblings. My 14 year old brother and 8 year old sister were so impressed they asked me to teach them. And now I am expecting a call from my mother any day now wondering why I thought that was a good idea and do I want to come meet them at the hospital?

I got mum to take some photos, she said “you look even more disproportionate upside down”. Which is kind of true. Also I don’t care because I can do mother fucking handstands bitches.

the moment I realised my little shrug thing was not going to stay

it looks like I'm leaning on the wall a lot but I swear I'm not really. Also shut up! You don't know me.

the rather graceful return to earth

My dreams of working on Doctor Who as a stunt person grow ever more achievable! 

Newcastle Adventure: Day 6 and 7

Not sure if you can read this, but the Anglican Church's sign reads simply, "O M G" - indeed.

I am home in my own bed now and am much too sleepy to write anything too long or exciting, but I did just want to finish up my Newcastle posts. I’m really grateful to everyone who’s been reading these. According to my stats page (that I watch like a lonely child watches a full playground), these blogs have gotten the sameish number of views my weekly blogs usually get. DON’T WORRY I’m not about to start blogging daily or anything, but it is nice to know you’ve all been following my adventures in the blogosphere.

You should all check out Alex’s blog, given that she was one of the official bloggers of the festival, and also because she is good at things. Her blogs give you a different perspective, and focus less on things like “and then I caught a bus, and then I ate some breakfast” and more on things like… you know… interesting stuff. Plus she asked me to do a guest post. CHUFFED. I manage not to mention breakfast, though on further consideration I do mention chocolate in the first line.

Ok. So yesterday I slept in, which was AMAZING. And then I read a lot of emails and minutes from meetings I have missed while I’ve been away. That was also good, I’ve been easing myself back into reality slowly, so I don’t go into shock tomorrow. [This may still happen]. Then Fin and Alex and I made a waffle plan, which fell through but resulted in me eating French toast and bacon, which I would still consider a win. The coffee shop served our tea on Little Golden Books. Odd/excellent.

The festivals were all pretty much over but there was still “Show us Ya Early Work” hosted by Alex at the Bowls Club. This event basically involved people reading out things they wrote in their youth. Youth being a rather broad term, ranging from Grade 3 to last year. It ended up being a really entertaining time. It made me wish I’d brought a copy of The First Story I Ever Wrote which I do speak about occasionally to people. I wrote it when I was 8, and I always thought it was about a snake that learns how to crow like a rooster. Only upon finding it recently, I discovered my 8 year old self had actually written a story that involved the snake tricking a rooster into teaching it how to crow, eating the rooster and then, being so fat with rooster it couldn’t climb the fence to crow anymore and the other animals laughing at it. I may be related to the Grimm brothers, not sure.

THEN Alex and Fin took me to Dungeons and Dragons! Well, actually it was a game called Paranoia, but it follows the same premise. I’m still not sure quite what happened but I had a great time and would be all for doing something similar soon. Is anyone I know a closet D and Der? Can I come play with you? Cool. Let’s do that.

This morning I checked out at 10 but had all day to kill. So, I know you’ll be surprised to learn I went and ate breakfast. And this time, I got the waffles. Delicious. I loitered in the café for quite a while. I’m reading George R. R. Martin’s Song of Ice and Fire Series (i.e. Game of Thrones) and I am hooked. Once you get started it’s really quite difficult to put them down. So I did a lot of reading in that café while sipping a hot chocolate.

I went for a wander of Darby Street and bought some things, including a cryptic crossword book and a t-shirt with an Enid Blyton reference on it. Winning. Tiger Blood. Etc.

I walked for ages, through town and out to the beach where I nutted out some cryptic crossword clues and read some more and witnessed a man practicing backflips off a ledge. Then I witnessed that man axe his foot on the aforementioned ledge and hobble off. I walked again, Newcastle has these ocean bath things. The concept is pretty cool. If it weren’t so freaking freezing I would have loved to swim in them. Then I followed the other beach back into town, observing a carnival full of screaming children along the way. Then a bus back to my backpacker’s, where Kerry my personal taxi driver was waiting. A taxi drive, some more cryptic clues, a flight, more reading, a train journey, more clues, and a final taxi ride and I was home.

It’s been one hell of an adventure. I will do it all again next year, without a doubt. Now, to face reality that is going back to work tomorrow. Also it’s just over 3 weeks until the 2high festival, so stress land is upon me. But from now on, I shall have the awesomeness of this week just gone to carry me through. That, and a Famous Five t-shirt.

Newcastle Adventure: Day 4 and 5

Newcastle Adventure: Day 4 and 5

RIGHT. Two whole days have flown by again and I haven’t written at length about things that will make you jealous! This must be rectified! ASAP!

Well, Saturday began with breakfast, as all good Saturdays should. Sian and I are good at breakfast; we intend to make a habit of it in Brisbane. Then we headed off to a panel called “Writing Revenge” which was about writers writing to get back at others, and …

Oh my god can I just interrupt to say that the pub downstairs is currently getting Rickrolled? This is the best.

… sorry, return to normal programming. Yeah, writing for revenge was really interesting. There was an author there who had written fiction that included characters based on his real life in not very good lights. And there was someone there who works as an editor on sport biographies who spoke about having to remove really petty, damning stuff by sports stars wanting to settle the score. Loved it.

Then it was on to cupcakes, at a cupcake store Samara would flippin love, and then a catch up with my mentor by the ocean. Kalyan is pretty amazing. She gave me heaps of advice about writing – how to not hate it, how to gain inspiration, places I should sit when I’m writing and things to try. Some of the stuff that really stuck with me includes: “write for yourself, if other people like it – great”, “stories come from people” and “write with rhythm”. We’re going to keep in contact via the internets.

Then I thought I had to volunteer but I didn’t so I went to “NYWF saves Australian TV in an hour”, a panel that had Alex on it, as well as Dom Knight from the Chaser and Lawrence Leung and an awesome guy called Mark Sutton who also hosted the cryptic crossword thing. I don’t know that they necessarily saved Aussie TV, but it was entertaining and an interesting insight into the many different ways someone can go about writing for TV. The place was packed, it was probably the most popular thing I’ve been to here.

Then Alex was on another panel, “Comedy writing: tough crowd” about writing comedy collaboratively. I found this to be one of the most inspiring events I’ve been to here. I really want to take a lot of the stuff I learned at that panel and apply it to making something awesome on my return home. Lots of stuff they said clarified for me why BUGfarce worked so well last year, and also how I could have done it even better. So stay tuned, who knows what might come out of what I learnt there.

Then it was home again home again jiggity jig to get ready for the ball! I decided to walk home, which was a mistake, it’s much further than I thought. But I did get to see the reason why all the streets were suddenly closed: there was a float parade. I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen one before. The floats were a bit odd, and one of them was actually just a ute with an umbrella on it, but still, floats!

I’m pretty proud of my costume, slap-dash as it was, and the hat totally made it!

The ball was a lot of fun. I drank too much and danced a lot – I taught Celeste how to do that foot dance thing we used to do at school? Does anyone remember what I’m talking about? Because I didn’t even realise I remembered until I was slapping my feet against hers. That sounds… stranger than I meant it to.

Also a list was compiled of words that need to be used more regularly in daily life:

The band, Shanghai, was pretty great, and so was the first DJ. For my rant about the second DJ please refer to my tweets at about 2am this morning QLD time.

Oh yes, that’s right. When I got in, drunk and freezing, I remembered to change my phone to an hour later, making it suddenly 2am instead of 1am. I then stayed up for an hour, I’m not sure why or what I was doing (mostly just tweeting about the DJ, I suppose) but there you go.

I got up much earlier than I would have liked thanks to agreeing to volunteer and the wonders of daylight savings. My vollie shift was long, and covered in rain, but good. It was much the same as the other night – go to a venue, dump equipment, realise we’re missing something, go get it, come back, set up, go somewhere else, repeat. My Midnight Beast hoodie bore the brunt of the downpour but by the time I finished I was exhausted and shivering, and still hungover so I had a little lie down back at my room. I’m not really sure why I was surprised that this resulted in me sleeping through the spelling bee, but I was quite surprised indeed! I’m quite upset I missed it, because I’m sure I could have done a great job, maybe even been a finalist, but sometimes the best word of all to spell is nap.

I went and met people that I know and ate a lemon tart in a house looking over the ocean, while watching Australia’s Next Top Model. Then we headed to the Writer Wants a Wife finale. Brilliant stuff. Alex asked me to guest blog about it, so I will link to that when she uploads it. Linkety Link

There was a bit of a sad parting of the ways after that, as some people are leaving in the morning. I shall be quite sad to return to reality myself, really. This has been the best time I’ve had in ages. Equal parts exciting, fun, new, inspiring, challenging, silly and awesome. This has been the year of trying new things, and short of completing the challenge “go skydiving” this is probably going to be the biggest new thing I try all year. I made the decision to come here because I wrote a vaguely emotional tweet about needing to escape my own life, which Alex, someone I’d never met, responded with “www.thisisnotart.org - do it” or something similar. A spontaneous, crazy decision that has turned out better than I could possibly have hoped. I’m definitely coming back next year, without a doubt. Coming with?