What 5 cities would you like to travel
to?
Do I have to travel to them all in one
day? If so, probably a bunch of the cities in the middle of Europe, I feel like
you could get around to 5 cities in one day pretty easily.
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| Look I'm not saying I'd be able to stay for lunch or anything... |
If I have a bit more time, and we’re
talking cities I haven’t yet visited, in no particular order: Toronto,
Edinburgh, Naples, New York and Dunedin.
If you wrote a book which was being
turned into a film, who would you like to direct it?
I don’t know a lot about directors, but
the guy who did The Hunger Games did a really good job of adapting that, so
him. His name, according to IMDB, is Gary Ross.
If you wrote a book and it was being turned into a film, who would you want to star in it?
You guys are pretty keen on me writing a book, huh? It's nice to know you think I actually have it in me but this is hard to answer because 1. How do write books? And 2. I haven’t written one so I don’t have a character in mind to cast. On the other hand, Jennifer Lawrence.
What books/coimcs/tv shows/short stories
would you like seen turned into a film/TV series]?
You’ve thrown me off with that ] there,
woah.
But to answer your question, I think that
the The Fault in our Stars film can’t
come soon enough, and also that in 15 years’ time, someone needs to remake
Harry Potter properly, and I would be very keen on working on it somehow, and
Tom Felton could play Lucius Malfoy, is all I’m saying.
How amazing am I?
Look, you are pretty amazing, and I’m a
big fan.
what is it like to be pretty? Haha
Haha? Hahahahaa. Ha. People used to tell
me I was pretty, people still do occasionally, which is nice I suppose. I think
it gave me a warped sense of myself as a teenager, but it certainly didn’t make
me any less self-conscious than anybody else. I think you are pretty.
Oh no wait are you asking me what it’s
like to be ‘pretty haha’? Like… kinda funny? It’s great! I never thought I was
funny and I always got upset when people made jokes and riffed off each other
because I felt inadequate, and then one day I realised that being funny can be
practiced and so I started practicing. Making people laugh is one of my favourite
things to do, not least of all because it’s a skill I worked at.
Meanwhile, back on the attractiveness
thing, I don’t shave my armpits anymore, so I hope that takes off a few pretty
points for you.
Would you rather swim through a lake of
vomit or a lake of diarrhea?
WHAT COUNTRY IS THIS? WHERE ARE THESE
LAKES? THIS IS AWFUL. WORST. COUNTRY. EVER.
...Vomit.
If you were stuck on the proverbial
desert island, what would be your: one album, one book, one film, one tv show,
one food, one drink, one friend to hang with and one friend to eat?.....yeah.
Cannibalism.
Album: Mozart’s requiem (I’m assuming I
have something to play it on, right?)
Book: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood
Prince (God, that was like choosing between children… or internal organs)
Film: The Emperor’s New Groove
TV: Doctor Who (I’m taking as many seasons
as physically possible)
Food: Something really boring and sensible,
like a fruit, that I can plant the seeds of so that I always have food.
Drink: cider, for the tough times
Friend to hang with: you dear, of course
Friend to eat: I can’t decide, I’ll do a
lottery or something. I can only imagine the conversation:
SURPRISE YOU GET TO COME ON A HOLIDAY WITH
ME!
Yay, where are we going?
EXCITING TIMES, IT’S A DESERT ISLAND.
What? That’s the worst, why can’t we go to
Melbourne or something?
DON’T ASK QUESTIONS, GET IN THE BAG.
What?
IF YOU SEE SOME SEASONING IN THERE, BE A
DEAR AND JUST START RUBBING IT INTO YOUR SKIN.
What is your spirit animal? Or patronus?
YEAH!
Some kind of big cat, like a tiger or a
lion would be cool, but let’s be real here, it’s probably a koala or something.
What do you want for dinner?
I think we should probably use some of the chicken in the fridge, are you cooking?
Will you do this marking for me?
No. Get back to work, boyfriend, you have dinner to make.
Who would win in a fight between Josh Martin
and ex-Pope Benedict?
I don’t know, does Benedict also have
multiple martial art skills? Seems unlikely, in which case this is an awful
match up, who did this draw? Didn't I tell you to get back to work?
Shoes
So…. This isn’t a question, but I like
your style; simple, direct, to the point. Do I like them? I have very few and
absolutely hate shopping for them, but I like them as much as anybody who
doesn’t like rocks in their feet, I guess.
Which Harry Potter character would you
like to act? Which would you like to be?
I am not a very good actor, so I’d like
a bit part as like, Ravenclaw number 4 or something, but if I could *be* a character, I would like to be
Harry. Or maybe Luna. Or Neville.
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