One day you’ll find yourself rocking out to
some tunes, it will be just a normal day, maybe you’re on the bus, headphones
on, maybe you’re doing the housework and dancing with a broom, or just chilling
on your bed with some songs, anyway, whatever it is, one day you’ll be doing
it, and it will dawn on you that the last x amount of songs all featured dudes.
Like heavily featured dudes. Dude singers, dude instrumentalists, dude
lyricists and dude DJs. Startled, you will start to flick through tracks: dude,
dude, lady and a dude, lady but only as a sample on a dude’s song, dude, dude,
dude.
You will stop then, and ask yourself, where
my bitches at?
Or maybe you won’t. Maybe flicking through
your songs will produce a more balanced mix, or even a lady heavy mix, I don’t
know, maybe you’re better than me. But if you *do* have a moment, like I did
earlier this year, do not despair. Because your bitches are right there,
waiting for you to listen to their tunes. Despite what our itunes libraries
would suggest, there are HEAPS of lady artists out there, good ones, great
ones, we just don’t buy their music as often as we buy dude music. And I have
got some recommendations for you!
M.I.A - Boyz
You probably remember the song that goes "all I wanna do is *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* and *ca-ching!* and take your money" but M.I.As other songs are also great. It was hard for me to choose one but I ultimately settled on this one because how nice is it to see ladies singing about dudes like this? About ten. Also that film clip yo.
Peaches - Boys Wanna be her.
I love Nicki Minaj. I mean, sometimes her music is really terrible (like if I ever hear Starships ever again I may have to pierce my own eardrums with sticks) but other times it's really good. This song, is one of those. I think what I love most about Nicki Minaj is that she somehow rides this incredible line between femininity and the "man's game" that is her style of music. Also you should youtube "Nicki Minaj bossing up" for an incredibly candid Minaj-style feminist rant.
Kimya Dawson - Loose Lips
Janelle Monae - Q.U.E.E.N.
If you’re asking yourself why this matters,
well I get that, it’s just music right? It’s not the end of the world, why on
earth should it matter? Well I don’t think you need to go away and count
the ladies and dudes in your playlists and make sure you have perfect ratios or
anything. But I believe that the little things we do can make a difference.
That difference might just be opening your eyes to gender inequality in a
particular industry, or just to new music, which is always nice. The difference
can also be bigger than that. More ladies can make more music for our ears if
only we actually bought their songs! It starts with us, the consumer, we can be
better buyers, better humans, better song listeners. And we can listen to songs
about dinosaurs.