Sunday, October 6, 2013

All’s Fair in Rain/Drizzle/Hurricane - Guest Post by Hilde Hooper


Today's Guest Post comes to us courtesy of Hilde Hooper. 


All’s Fair in Rain/Drizzle/Hurricane: or how I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cliché.

Recently I have been writing a Young Adult novel, which is distinctly different to writing because it’s in bold. Sometimes I even write and tell people I write and that’s much worse because then they want to read and I have to produce words.
And I have a confession to make:

My YA has clichés.

But you know what? Sorry. Not Sorry.
Because lately I’ve found myself thinking - clichés can be great! In fact, not only are they great but they are TRUE and they are INTERESTING and they are IMPORTANT. 
Particularly in Young Adult Fiction.

So here are my Top 5 YA Cliches and why we should show them a little love.

Number One: THE ABSENT PARENTS

The Cliché: YA novels marginalize the role of parents in teenagers lives. If they do feature parents they are either evil, stupid or don’t care.

The first time I encountered the ‘Absent Parent’ cliché was with good old Dick and Fanny (and the other ones) in The Magic Faraway Tree series.
Damn did they have an absent Mum. I don’t even know if they had a Dad.
Every day these kids would run off down to the woods to do God knows what, only to return covered in bruises, with a series of strange friends and the odd case of PTSD.
Did their mother care?
Fuck no!
All she did was give them a plate of bananas and milk and pray they fell asleep as soon as their heads hit the pillow.
But despite their loving relationship with their mother (I assume she loved them, she certainly made them a lot of Victoria sponge) the parent plays a minor-at-best role in the story.

Why we should embrace it:
Parents (often) play a minor role in YA fiction because teenagers (often) want them to play a minor role in their lives.
The whole point of being a teenager is to strive for the illusive INDEPENDENCE which your parents will never understand because parents are boring and lame and sure, perhaps they were kids once but that was, like, when dinosaurs were around or at least certainly before instagramming pictures of your lunch became a social advent.
So teenagers avoid their parents, they hide things from their parents and they lie to their parents. Even if it’s something as simple as what they learnt at school, they LIE ABOUT IT because they’re STRONG INDEPENDENT TEENAGERS AND YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT’S LIKE.

Number Two: THE ‘ALWAYS ATTRACTIVE’ LOVE INTEREST

The Cliché: The love interest in YA is always super attractive. They normally have very long eyelashes.

Why we should embrace it:
I’m just going to throw this one out there –
Perhaps the reason why the love interest is always attractive is because they’re the love interest - therefore the protagonist is sexually attracted to them regardless of what they look like?
And perhaps the reader thinks the love interest is always attractive because the writer has set them up to empathise with the protagonist… because that’s kinda the goal for most writers.

Number Three: LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

The Cliché: People are always falling in ‘love at first sight’ in YA novels. And the love is just too damn strong.

Why we should embrace it:
People fall in ‘Love At First Sight’ all the time.
I distinctly remember the first time I fell in love.
I was about 11 and I was watching ‘A Night in Terror Tower’ which was an amazing movie that came out as part of the Goosebumps franchise. It was set in Tudor England and there was this boy.
He was so dreamy. He had hair. And eyes. And sometimes he would say words. Oh. The Words.
Throughout my teens I fell in love at first sight a number of times.
Once I fell in love with this man:



And this man:




Once my friends and I fell in love with this guy in the grade above us. We called him ‘Whale’. We used to go ‘Whale Watching’ which was just code for us being massive creepers.

Recently I have fallen in love with these two men:


My point here is – we fall in ‘love at first sight’ all the time.
Particularly when we are teenagers. It’s the hormones and the trying-to-be-an-adult and the… sex.
Sure, the love might not be the ‘love of your life’.
But answer me this:
If that love is the best love you have yet to experience – doesn’t that make it your great love?
Your great-love-to-date?
Come on, you’ve been there. We’ve all been there.
Let’s not deny our characters the chance to go there too.

(For the record: While my love for that actor with the hair and the eyes and the words did fade, my love for Tudor history beats forever strong in my heart. So who says 11 year olds can’t fall in love?)

Oh Henry, you sexy mass murdering megalomaniac. 
Number Four: THE UNSTABLE MAIN CHARACTER

The Cliché: The Main Character always has issues OR isssssewwwss. And lots of them.

Why we should embrace it:
My Kingdom for a stable teenager.
Seriously?
No teenager is stable.

Also, from an author/reader point of view. Who wants to write/read about a stable MC? Who wants to read about the teenager from the loving family who went to the nice school, had a B+ average, played netball, had a great circle of friends, fell in perfect love with the perfect man and was never misunderstood EVER!
Ironically, that would probably be the most unrealistic YA ever written.

Number Five: BEST FRIENDS WITH RED HAIR

The Cliché: The best friend/significant other/wise one always has red hair.

Why we should embrace it:
Look.
I have red hair.
My best friend (often) has red hair. We are best friends with best friends with red hair.
Embrace that.
  
So next time you find yourself hunched over your computer, crying the salty wet tears of the writer trying to write and drowning in a sea of clichés –
Step back and ask yourself why you’re encountering the cliché in the first place. It is because you’re walking through the valley of the shadow of writers block?
Or is it because in those clichés you have found something new and interesting?
A story you want to write and write and WRITE.


Hilde works in a museum and writes lots of words. One day she hopes to finish her YA novel. It features 3 of the above clichés. 

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